Source: flickr. Source: Giphy. It can be at any time, any place, and can strike without warning. The older you get though the less likely this is to be an issue, but it can still rear its ugly head from time to time.
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If You Want to Pee With a Boner, You Have to Warm Up Your Bladder First
And honestly, men have enough of a hard time showing their emotions—the least we could get is a physical sign of horniness, okay? I guess this means there are different types of boners? The Pee Boner. This is a fake-out boner that really just happens when he really, really, really has to pee and goes away right after, like stepping on a garden hose. The Morning Boner.
Every morning men wake up to this catch you desperately have to pee, but you have an erection, which makes it hard to urinate, but the hard-on won't go away until you empty your bladder. If you take Viagra , you're even more likely to face this problem of the wood that won't go away. It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself. You may have developed your own technique for dealing with this catch, but if not, here are some methods to take care of the aiming part, customized for the angle of your dangle.